Today is my 20th bithday

Today is my twentieth birthday. So I decided I would write some new year resolutions for myself. Because I think it's dumb to make them on January 1st when my new year starts today. So here we go. - I will no longer drink beer, it makes me feel like crap the next morning. - I will put my creative energy to use and figure out a way to make enough money to live on my own. - I will…